15 Reasons Why the Recession Happened

15 Reasons Why the Recession Happened
by Neal R. Karski

A little bitter, a little sweet. Enjoy.

1. Eminem’s CDs stopped selling.

2. Lil Wayne’s sales and popularity went up… then he went to jail. Let’s not forget Miley.

3. Jersey Shore. Can’t explain what exactly happened there, but it did affect the economy.

4. Apple, and no, not the one at your local fruit market.

5. Welfare and employment played chess. Welfare won.

6. Facebook came out with the policy that does not permit any one to have more than 5000 friends. (Sad face)

7. Lots of homes; not enough landlords.

8. Chat Roulette?!?!

9. Tuitions rose up; IQs did not.

10. The big corporates took nice vacation trips and claimed that Santa did not visit the house on Christmas Eve with tax payers’ money.

11. The biggest “donations” went to the government funds.

12. Savings account and 401ks became unpopular.

13. What is a small business?

14. Kim Kardashian went shopping.

15. Business cycles… life.